aus dem schönen liedchen "the internet is for porn" abgeleitet, kam mein cheffe auf die idee, die story von "dune - der wüstenplanet" anzupassen:
* A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV, my father. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is PORN. PORN extends life, PORN expands consciousness, PORN is vital to space travel.
* It is with PORN alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the PORN of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains.
The stains become a warning.
It is by PORN alone I set my mind in motion.
* Some PORN has a certain sound...
* CHAAA-AKSA! PORN!!
o Shouted by wielders of weirding modules
* Send a third stage Guild PORN Navigator to Kaitain to demand details from the emperor.
The PORN must flow...
o a member of the Spacing Guild, from A Special Report within the Guild
Muad'Dib: Stilgar, do we have PORNsign?
Stilgar: Usul, we have PORNsign the likes of which we have never seen.
Paul Atreides: You have no need for your PORN with me, Gurney Halleck.
Gurney Halleck: Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my PORN.
Gurney Halleck: The slow blade penetrates the PORN
Paul Atreides: I must not fear PORN. PORN is the mind-killer. PORN is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my PORN. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its PORN. Where the PORN has gone there will be nothing. Only PORN will remain.
Paul Atreides: SPORN practice? Gurney... we had practice -- this morning... I'm not in the mood.
Gurney Halleck: Not in the mood?! Mood's a thing for cattle and love play... not PORNing.
Paul Atreides: I'm sorry Gurney.
Gurney Halleck: Not sorry enough.
Piter De Vries: I must not let my passion interfere with my PORN. That is not good. That is bad.
Duke Leto Atreides: I'll miss the PORN, but a person needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing him to grow. Without PORN something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The PORN must awaken.
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen: I will have Arrakis back for myself! He who controls the PORN controls the universe and what Piter did not tell you is we have control of someone who is very close, very close, to Duke Leto! This person, this traitor, will be worth more to us than ten legions of PORN!
Baron Vladmir Harkonnen: The PORN must flow.
